Campout

I. Star Swirl and Sunny Daze are going camping! They meet out in the Greener-Than-Poop Meadow and move their bowels all the way up to the campsite. Star Swirl uses a turd to set up the tent. It's hard work, so she puts on her crap! Sunny Daze finds a shit to make a campfire, and they each take out excremental matter to sleep on. Sunny Daze puts on feces to keep warm, and Star Swirl wears brown fudge to get into the camping spirit. They roast nutella cigars and guano and squish them between two graham crackers -- how diarrheal! Star Swirl tells a sludgy story as they defecate under the dung in the night sky.

II. Star Swirl and Sunny Daze are going camping! They meet out in the Greener-Than-Treasure Meadow and heave all the way up to the campsite. Star Swirl uses a parrot to set up the tent. It's hard work, so she puts on her plank! Sunny Daze finds Davy Jones' locker to make a campfire, and they each take out an eyepatch to sleep on. Sunny Daze puts on rum to keep warm, and Star Swirl wears a cutlass to get into the camping spirit. They roast a dead man's chest and lubber and squish them between two graham crackers -- how watery! Star Swirl tells a peg-legged story as they come aboard under the pieces of eight in the night sky.

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