Mad Libs Junior: My Little Pony

Friday, July 28, 2006

Snow Ponies

I. It's snowing, so Piccolo, Moondancer, and Rainbow Dash are going skiing! They each pack a curry chicken and a swirly park bench. Moondancer grabs a magic wand and heads to the mountain to spy. Moondancer is a Polish skier, so she's going to teach Piccolo! Up the chairlift they go! The cold wind blows, so they each tighten their secret decoder rings. They marvel together to keep warm because that's what pony pals are for! At the top of the mountain, Rainbow Dash whizzes down. But she loses her rose blossom! Piccolo skis slowly down the Daisy Trail and stops to pick it up. She's really getting the hang of skiing. Moondancer is such an ambitious teacher!

II. It's snowing, so Piccolo, Moondancer, and Rainbow Dash are going skiing! They each pack a designer handbag and a homosexual Discovery Channel. Moondancer grabs a gay bar and heads to the mountain to sleep. Moondancer is a Venezuelan skier, so she's going to teach Piccolo! Up the chairlift they go! The cold wind blows, so they each tighten their cocktails. They pirouette together to keep warm because that's what pony pals are for! At the top of the mountain, Rainbow Dash whizzes down. But she loses her lotion! Piccolo skis slowly down the Banana Trail and stops to pick it up. She's really getting the hang of skiing. Moondancer is such an mirthful teacher!

III. It's snowing, so Piccolo, Moondancer, and Rainbow Dash are going skiing! They each pack a commode and a gooey zimmer frame. Moondancer grabs a rice cooker and heads to the mountain to hypertrophy. Moondancer is a contextualized skier, so she's going to teach Piccolo! Up the chairlift they go! The cold wind blows, so they each tighten their Nigerian bank transfer scams. They coagulate together to keep warm because that's what pony pals are for! At the top of the mountain, Rainbow Dash whizzes down. But she loses her jello! Piccolo skis slowly down the Wrench Trail and stops to pick it up. She's really getting the hang of skiing. Moondancer is such an (re-)presentational teacher!

(Because of a miscount, I had to add a noun from the Mad Libs Junior list of nouns to each story...sorry!)

The next story is "The Legend of the Pegasus Story." Don't pass this one up! It calls for exactly:
5 adjectives
2 singular nouns
2 plural nouns
4 verbs

2 Comments:

At 12:09 PM, Blogger faculty for workplace justice said...

sebastian takes the cake on this one, bitches.

 
At 10:21 PM, Blogger Sebastian said...

why thank you jonie v.

1. swishy
2. pedantic
3. cave-dwelling
4. besmirched
5. finger-lickin'-good

1. philly cheese-steak sandwich
2. plunger

1. urine samples
2. vodka tonics

1. fart
2. queef
3. loot
4. meditate

 

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