The Legend of the Pegasus Pony

The legend of the Pegasus Pony is a swishy tale that dates back to the start of pony history. These pedantic and cave-dwelling creatures can often be seen wearing urine samples. Their job is to fart. If you want to queef, just wish hard enough and a Pegasus Pony will make your wish come true! Star Catcher, Coconut Grove, and Thistle Whistle are all besmirched Pegasus Ponies. Tonight, Minty wished for a finger-lickin'-good philly cheese-steak sandwich. She wished so hard, she started to loot! The Pegasus Ponies heard her, and Minty got a vodka tonic! I wish I could meditate like a Pegasus Pony! i think I'll put on my plunger and have an adventure with them!

"Rock and Roll Ponies" are next! Tink-a-Tink-a-Too and Twinkle Twirl go to a concert. What will it be like?!

3 verbs
6 nouns
3 adjectives

Snow Ponies

I. It's snowing, so Piccolo, Moondancer, and Rainbow Dash are going skiing! They each pack a curry chicken and a swirly park bench. Moondancer grabs a magic wand and heads to the mountain to spy. Moondancer is a Polish skier, so she's going to teach Piccolo! Up the chairlift they go! The cold wind blows, so they each tighten their secret decoder rings. They marvel together to keep warm because that's what pony pals are for! At the top of the mountain, Rainbow Dash whizzes down. But she loses her rose blossom! Piccolo skis slowly down the Daisy Trail and stops to pick it up. She's really getting the hang of skiing. Moondancer is such an ambitious teacher!

II. It's snowing, so Piccolo, Moondancer, and Rainbow Dash are going skiing! They each pack a designer handbag and a homosexual Discovery Channel. Moondancer grabs a gay bar and heads to the mountain to sleep. Moondancer is a Venezuelan skier, so she's going to teach Piccolo! Up the chairlift they go! The cold wind blows, so they each tighten their cocktails. They pirouette together to keep warm because that's what pony pals are for! At the top of the mountain, Rainbow Dash whizzes down. But she loses her lotion! Piccolo skis slowly down the Banana Trail and stops to pick it up. She's really getting the hang of skiing. Moondancer is such an mirthful teacher!

III. It's snowing, so Piccolo, Moondancer, and Rainbow Dash are going skiing! They each pack a commode and a gooey zimmer frame. Moondancer grabs a rice cooker and heads to the mountain to hypertrophy. Moondancer is a contextualized skier, so she's going to teach Piccolo! Up the chairlift they go! The cold wind blows, so they each tighten their Nigerian bank transfer scams. They coagulate together to keep warm because that's what pony pals are for! At the top of the mountain, Rainbow Dash whizzes down. But she loses her jello! Piccolo skis slowly down the Wrench Trail and stops to pick it up. She's really getting the hang of skiing. Moondancer is such an (re-)presentational teacher!

(Because of a miscount, I had to add a noun from the Mad Libs Junior list of nouns to each story...sorry!)

The next story is "The Legend of the Pegasus Story." Don't pass this one up! It calls for exactly:
5 adjectives
2 singular nouns
2 plural nouns
4 verbs

Race Day

I. There's nothing Tink-a-Tink-a-Too likes more than building treasure-filled air balloons! That's why she is so excited about the hot-air bon-bon race! All of the ponies hurry in Pony Park to prepare. But Star Swirl notices that her balloon has a cotton candy in it. She starts to pontificate. What is she going to do now? Pony pals to the rescue! Tink-a-Tink-a-Too grabs Sweet Breeze, Sky Wishes, and a Vietnamese Banh-Mi sandwich to help fix the problem. They adjust together to add a polio vaccine and a litterbox to Star Swirl's balloon, and before they know it, the balloon is flying! Star Swirl is so happy, she begins to whirl!

II. There's nothing Tink-a-Tink-a-Too likes more than building furry air balloons! That's why she is so excited about the hot-air banana-peel race! All of the ponies sew in Pony Park to prepare. But Star Swirl notices that her balloon has an orange grove in it. She starts to knit. What is she going to do now? Pony pals to the rescue! Tink-a-Tink-a-Too grabs Sweet Breeze, Sky Wishes, and a coconut shell to help fix the problem. They embroider together to add a palm frond and an apple core to Star Swirl's balloon, and before they know it, the balloon is flying! Star Swirl is so happy, she begins to crochet!

Next up: Snow Ponies.
5 nouns
3 adjectives
2 verbs (intransitive, as always)

Campout

I. Star Swirl and Sunny Daze are going camping! They meet out in the Greener-Than-Poop Meadow and move their bowels all the way up to the campsite. Star Swirl uses a turd to set up the tent. It's hard work, so she puts on her crap! Sunny Daze finds a shit to make a campfire, and they each take out excremental matter to sleep on. Sunny Daze puts on feces to keep warm, and Star Swirl wears brown fudge to get into the camping spirit. They roast nutella cigars and guano and squish them between two graham crackers -- how diarrheal! Star Swirl tells a sludgy story as they defecate under the dung in the night sky.

II. Star Swirl and Sunny Daze are going camping! They meet out in the Greener-Than-Treasure Meadow and heave all the way up to the campsite. Star Swirl uses a parrot to set up the tent. It's hard work, so she puts on her plank! Sunny Daze finds Davy Jones' locker to make a campfire, and they each take out an eyepatch to sleep on. Sunny Daze puts on rum to keep warm, and Star Swirl wears a cutlass to get into the camping spirit. They roast a dead man's chest and lubber and squish them between two graham crackers -- how watery! Star Swirl tells a peg-legged story as they come aboard under the pieces of eight in the night sky.

Next up: Race Day.
1 adjective
5 nouns
4 verbs

Think fast!

Our Story So Far...

We began with "Ponyville," then had a fun story called "Dress You Up." Then there was the fantastic story of the Ponies' "Road Trip"! Find all our newest adventures here!